I cannot help myself. And I so hate to be mean-spirited, so please don’t take my musing in that manner. However, tweeting the Wiener, or Wiener’s tweet does bring up (bring up, it’s endless) something I’ve been dying to gauge what women’s views on the matter might be in today’s world. Maybe a poll would be appropriate? Poll, or pole, oh my gosh!
First of all, am I right about this one subject?
I don’t think even the most sexually attuned woman really ever wants to see a twitter, text or email with the main male bits of her lover, friend or pen-pal waiting for her in her inbox. The puns are seriously just infinite, I just could not resist with the inbox, sorry. I don’t care how attractive a woman finds a man, we like all of the bits either in person or photo’s leaving a little more to the imagination. Some women I know might even say, “Keep your bits to yourself.” But I have to occasionally get a read on public opinion since I am skewed on sexual topics often due to surviving my own childhood history. By the way, I’ve worked my tail off and I’m in a good place emotionally now, so no worries out there!
But, seriously guys. I’d like to let you in on a lady-secret. And girlfriend’s, please don’t kick me out of the club for sharing some of our girl codes with the fellas: we really need to help these cute men of ours in on this widely regarded little tidbit. Psst, most of us think it’s just not that pretty to the eye. So not eye candy to the average chick. And those parts all sorta look the same on a text, trust me, I speak from being on the receiving end so many times, I don’t quite understand why, however. And don’t ask me, I’m not discussing.
But, help me out, reader’s. Do we females want to see what the guy on the other end of a correspondence is thinking, deep down…..below? I’m just almost positive the response would be a resounding, “Oh, please gentlemen, don’t waste your data usage!”
What are we supposed to do with a photo of your junk? Keep it in our iPhoto album along with photo’s of the children play’s, family get-together’s and our beloved pet’s photo’s? What a quandary we face, delete or import?
Personally, I’m happy to see a fantastic physique. A toned bare chest is pretty. I adore a muscular set of legs, if they’re on an intriguing man’s body. Remember, I am single and very alive. But, I’d rather imagine what’s hidden in that package. There’s a reason that Saturday Night Live’s skit with Justine Timberlake and Andy Samberg was instantly a classic. We girl’s are laughing, not because a pelvic zone gift wrapped box tied with a bow is exactly what we girlies all want most, but because it’s what we girls imagine men think we gals find appealing and such a generous offer. That’s what I’ve noticed the most about my history of relationships, a dude is always willing to be an incredible giver when it comes to the gift down below. Am I right?
All in jest, my sweet friend’s of the male persuasion. I would hate life without my moments with all the great gentlemen I’ve known over my lifetime! But, stop it with the sexting of that one particular item!
(A link to NBC’s SNL skit mentioned, “D*** in a Box.” Be warned, it is crude, but exactly my kind of humor.)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/d-in-a-box/51523/
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I maybe one of the guys who have known this about women and is not a secret to me. You can add that a man who thinks his bit is that important to show off, what a woman thinks and feels is not important to him. He will be an ABUSER! I know some more secrets:)
Yes, Bobby you make a good point. However, in all fairness, it might also depend on the contents of the dialogue prior to the particular pose. I know one of photos I received was after a fairly titillating conversation led by both parties. So out of the blue- very aggressive and abusive. On the other hand– two people flirting- I think often that’s a guy’s idea of one upping the hot topic! Maybe?
I have to speak up and mention the possibility of “to each his/her own.” There are so many levels of attractive. We are all so varied, thank goodness. But even in a relationship where nearly every taste is shared, it is likely there is at least “One Thing” that one partner wants and the other, does not. What is good for the goose is not always good for the gander. The most respected of us ends up on both sides of these negotiations.
So, consider the tweeting of the clearly aroused bits was what caused the arousal? No one would twit the other side of this fellow. Surely there are states where that member wouldn’t show up in those briefs, which mercifully to us were not tighty-whities.
In my limited experience, I have encountered more than one ordinary man whose internal flasher, is an Exhibitionist just drooling to say: HEY’A baby take a look at THIS!
No, I think the reason we see these men twittering about with images of themselves is that it makes THEM feel GREAT regardless what the female would like to see. I actually encountered one of these eccentric fellows in college and the more upset I got, the less upset he was. What was chest thumping to Tarzan, is a Tweet to a Congressman/Senator/Representative. Name your duck, he is in the soup.
Perhaps this public servant only wanted to create a lore out there: WHAT A WIENER. Perhaps he gets back at everyone who ever called him without respect in a school yard: Oh look, it’s A. Wiener! Maybe a girl yelled to him. Maybe this increases the thrill…
His name is terribly unfortunate. The lie is unfortunate. But isn’t it all a bit predictable? Power is not just AN aphrodisiac, it is very nearly THE. Absolute power arouses absolutely.
The thing about all sex in our public view is that we are a nation of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell to a great degree. The fact is that if there are 30 senators all of whom enjoy their playtime in Jello with the neighbor’s wife or the family lab, most of us really just do not want to know. Do your job and keep the i-Cam out of your bedroom!
I want to start a pool. Who is the next guy? Who is s’exting right now, looking at a wiener of his own as he nimbly enters the tweet address while mumbling, “That Wiener, what an idiot!” Meanwhile, he is oblivious to the fact that getting caught is the easiest part of public life. Maybe the new ring-tone should be our beloved Peter Sellers saying simply: I like to watch…
“Everyone would be in love with me”……our childhood Oscar Meyer song, might be a good ring tone, too!
I think you’re right, I think we all agree “they all look alike” and, no, it’s not appealing. Women are interested in more than a “weiner” !