I cannot help myself. And I so hate to be mean-spirited, so please don’t take my musing in that manner. However, tweeting the Wiener, or Wiener’s tweet does bring up (bring up, it’s endless) something I’ve been dying to gauge what women’s views on the matter might be in today’s world. Maybe a poll would be appropriate? Poll, or pole, oh my gosh!
First of all, am I right about this one subject?
I don’t think even the most sexually attuned woman really ever wants to see a twitter, text or email with the main male bits of her lover, friend or pen-pal waiting for her in her inbox. The puns are seriously just infinite, I just could not resist with the inbox, sorry. I don’t care how attractive a woman finds a man, we like all of the bits either in person or photo’s leaving a little more to the imagination. Some women I know might even say, “Keep your bits to yourself.” But I have to occasionally get a read on public opinion since I am skewed on sexual topics often due to surviving my own childhood history. By the way, I’ve worked my tail off and I’m in a good place emotionally now, so no worries out there!
But, seriously guys. I’d like to let you in on a lady-secret. And girlfriend’s, please don’t kick me out of the club for sharing some of our girl codes with the fellas: we really need to help these cute men of ours in on this widely regarded little tidbit. Psst, most of us think it’s just not that pretty to the eye. So not eye candy to the average chick. And those parts all sorta look the same on a text, trust me, I speak from being on the receiving end so many times, I don’t quite understand why, however. And don’t ask me, I’m not discussing.
But, help me out, reader’s. Do we females want to see what the guy on the other end of a correspondence is thinking, deep down…..below? I’m just almost positive the response would be a resounding, “Oh, please gentlemen, don’t waste your data usage!”
What are we supposed to do with a photo of your junk? Keep it in our iPhoto album along with photo’s of the children play’s, family get-together’s and our beloved pet’s photo’s? What a quandary we face, delete or import?
Personally, I’m happy to see a fantastic physique. A toned bare chest is pretty. I adore a muscular set of legs, if they’re on an intriguing man’s body. Remember, I am single and very alive. But, I’d rather imagine what’s hidden in that package. There’s a reason that Saturday Night Live’s skit with Justine Timberlake and Andy Samberg was instantly a classic. We girl’s are laughing, not because a pelvic zone gift wrapped box tied with a bow is exactly what we girlies all want most, but because it’s what we girls imagine men think we gals find appealing and such a generous offer. That’s what I’ve noticed the most about my history of relationships, a dude is always willing to be an incredible giver when it comes to the gift down below. Am I right?
All in jest, my sweet friend’s of the male persuasion. I would hate life without my moments with all the great gentlemen I’ve known over my lifetime! But, stop it with the sexting of that one particular item!
(A link to NBC’s SNL skit mentioned, “D*** in a Box.” Be warned, it is crude, but exactly my kind of humor.)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/d-in-a-box/51523/
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